What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 02:49
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Why were the Japanese soldiers in WW II so hesitant to surrender in battle?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.